As If The Cowboys Losing Sunday Night Wasn’t Bad Enough…

Posted in Uncategorized on September 23, 2009 by mcafeeland

Ugh. So…the Cowboys lose to the Giants (Hi Angelle, I know you’re just as upset about that as I am), and then I have a nice little adventure while installing new speakers in my car. It’s funny…NOW. It wasn’t funny last night, though.

Heh, if you ever wanted to see me mad, yesterday would have been a great time. I went to replace my speakers Saturday, but had to stop after the first one because it started raining. So yesterday after work, since it was nice, I figured I’d get the other one. I was armed with new knowledge gleaned from the internet, and ready for a much easier install based on said new know-how.

So I get the door panel off, the seat belt off, the power windows disconnected, the pillar cover off, the speaker out, etc. basically I’ve got the door down to its guts. Not hard to do, but just time consuming enough to be a problem when I’m on a time limit. (We had a gym appointment last night) I get the new speaker in, check it to make sure it’s working, especially since the wires weren’t color-coordinated. (glad I did, too, because I had the pos and neg wires mixed up…speakers don’t sound good that way) I even found the cause of my door lock issues (the inside latch would not lock the door, it could only be locked from the outside with the key) which turned out to be nothing more serious than a loose clip. Easy fix, and now the door locks work 100%. Yay. I put the whole thing back together, feeling very manly and pleased with myself. (On a side note, for some reason those two feelings go together quite often) I get to the very last step in putting the door back together. Seriously. The. Last. Step. Plenty of time on the clock to eat, and get to the gym, maybe even watch a little TV.

I go to put the pillar cover back on, it just takes one screw. One last measly little screw and I’m done. Simple, right? Not for me. I dropped the screw down inside the door. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

I take the door completely apart a second time, only this time it’s even more involved because I have to take off the seat belt unit in order to see into the door. Now time is running low and Heather is calling me and letting me know dinner is ready and we have to hurry. But I can’t leave the car sitting like it is, so I have no choice but to press on. I look around inside the door for the screw and can’t find it. Then after five minutes of searching (during which time Heather has called out again that we need to get going), I see that the screw is on the ground by the door and I realize I must have knocked it out while taking the door apart that second time. OK, great. At least I now have the screw and can get on with things.

So I put the door back together, again, and by this time Heather has called out to me no less than three times to let me know we aren’t going to make it unless I hurry. So I hurry. I’m sweaty, I’ve got door grease on my fingers and all up my arm, and even on my shorts. After a little mumbles swearing I finally get back to that last step. This time I’m very careful. I hold the screw with needle nose pliers to steady it while I get the threads started. But when I go to screw it in, I accidentally nudge the darn screw with the screwdriver. Not much of a bump, but just enough to knock it loose from the pliers and plop! Down into the door it goes a second time. Can you say &#@*ing son of a #@*%ing @*%#? I can. And did. Repeatedly.

My pliers and screwdriver were found ten minutes later in the neighbor’s yard. We made it to the gym on time, but there’s a screw rattling around in the door of my 300ZX right now that I will have to take care of this weekend, provided the sun cooperates.

Sounds like fun, right? It wasan’t. :P

Anyway, sorry for the month-long silence. I actually have some writing news coming up, but I can’t say anything yet. I dunno if it’s good news or bad news, but it IS news, just the same.

Stay Tuned.

Another America’s Got Talent Post

Posted in Uncategorized on August 27, 2009 by mcafeeland

Yeah, yeah…I know. Where’s the writing news, right? No worries, more news is a’comin’. BUT, for now in between writing, work, and everything else, I get to watch a little TV now and then. And let me tell you, this woman is…just amazing. My goodnees, what a voice! *sigh* I could listen to her all day. :)

Yeah, I Know…More Clips…

Posted in Uncategorized on August 24, 2009 by mcafeeland

I can’t help it. It’s been months and months, and yet I still get goosebumps listening to Susan Boyle’s rendition of I Dreamed A Dream from Les Miserables. Shivers. Seriously! I just watched it again before I posted this link, and yep…there they are…goosebumps. I hope Miss Boyle has a long and rewarding career, because I just love her voice. I only wish I could have found a better clip (the good ones all have embedding disbled…:()

Ditto Neal E. Boyd. I simply can’t watch this clip without my skin tingling. Man, what a voice!

I dunno why, but lately I’ve enjoyed opera a lot more than I used to. I tell Heather we have to go see one live. She’s not into Opera, so the tradeoff is I have to go to the ballet. But hey, you never know; I might like it.

And now you guys know why I never get enough writing done.:P

Wow! Amazing!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 20, 2009 by mcafeeland

My wife and I are huge fans of the show America’s Got Talent. I especially like it because, unlike American Idol, every act gets a shot; not just the singers. That said, singers seem to win it most of the time. Granted, Terry Fator is a ventriloquist (sp?), but his dolls sing, so there you go.

This act blew my mind the first time I saw them. Paradizo Dance, the husband and wife team of David and Zoe. They’re still newlyweds according to the show (11 months) and they cling to each other when they aren’t performing. It’s cute.

Now watch these two, they are amazing. The guy looks big and out of shape, but he is surprisingly graceful. And strong. His lovely wife, tiny thing that she is, is strong, too. How she lifts this guy without injuring herself is beyond me. And the life from the side? Amazing! Anyway, just watch:

Isn’t that awesome? I get chills…

Anyhoo, just thought I’d share that with any non-watchers out there. Now back to writing my next book. :)

And The Winner Is….

Posted in Uncategorized on August 19, 2009 by mcafeeland

Sorry I’m late, folks. I was working under an edit deadline and haven’t had a lot of time laterly. But edits are done and I thought I’d announce the winner of the Name My Website contest.

Ready? OK, here it is:

Judith! You win. :)

Judith suggested I name the website McAfee Land. I liked the continuity with my blog, and so there you have it. I have registered the domain with Go daddy, so now I just need to figure out everything else. Heh heh. Easy, right? Here’s a hint: Invest in Tylenol, ’cause I’m gonna be usin’ a bunch of it!

Judith, please email me at monkeyfeet73@yahoo.com and send me your address so I can get your prizes out to you ASAP.

And thanks everyone who entered. All the ideas were great!

Reminder: Today Is The Last Day for the Name My Website Contest.

Posted in Uncategorized on August 14, 2009 by mcafeeland

Just what the title says. ;) Want details? Go here.

Good Luck to everyone who enters. I have a couple of favorites already, but I ain’t tellin’. Not ’till Monday.

Stay Tuned!

More Weird News From The Web

Posted in Uncategorized on August 13, 2009 by mcafeeland

Although I have to admit, I find the idea of a counter rotating planet fascinating. I’m a nerd. I know.

WOW! 230 MPG!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 11, 2009 by mcafeeland

The $40,000 price tag is a little off-putting, though: Chevy Volt

13 Questions For Seth Harwood

Posted in Uncategorized on August 7, 2009 by mcafeeland

Hi folks. It’s time for another interview! Today’s guest is Seth Harwood, whose debut action novel JACK WAKES UP is now available pretty much everywhere from Three Rivers Press. Having read the book myself, I can honestly say it’s an action packed thrill ride from start to finish. It’s really just an amazing book, and I’m thrilled to have Seth as a guest of McAfee Land.

Click on the image below to buy Jack Wakes Up.

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Hi Seth, thanks for agreeing to do this. Before we begin I wanted to say I bought JACK WAKES UP at Barnes and Noble and read it in a handful of days. Loved it! Very, very hard to put down. Jack Palms is friggin’ awesome! All right, all right, I know that’s all fanboy stuff. But still, great book!

OK, down to business.

1) How long have you been writing? Is JACK WAKES UP your first book?
I’ve been writing hardcore for about 14 years now, since the fall of 1995. That’s when I graduated from college and started on my first novel. No, Jack Wakes Up was about the 5th novel that I wrote. The others before that are mostly shelved.

2) Give us a little info about what goes on in the book, for those who haven’t read it.
JACK WAKES UP is basically an action movie between two covers. It’s about what happens when Jack Palms, a one-hit-wonder action movie star tries to broker a drug deal in San Francisco. As he meets a crazy cast of compelling, dangerous characters, he gets pulled further and further into a wild, dangerous ride. The biggest problem though, is that he’s enjoying himself!

3) Is there another Jack Palms book in the works?
Yes. I’ve actually written two more Jack Palms books: This Is Life and Czechmate. They’re out as free audio podcasts on my website, sethharwood.com, Podiobooks, and iTunes. I actually just completed a prequel called “Young Junius” which I’ve podcasted as well.

4) Initially, it was released through Breakneck Books, an imprint of Variance Publishing. How did it find its way to Three Rivers Press?
The Palms Daddies and Palms Mommas, that’s what I call my fans, stormed Amazon on March 16th, 2008–Palms Sunday– and bought the book up to #1 in Crime and mystery. From there, I had an agent the next morning and when he submitted the book to editors, Three Rivers Press loved the book right away. It wasn’t long until they bought it.

5) You started out by podcasting JACK WAKES UP, right? Tell us a little about that; how did you get started podcasting?
Basically I wanted to get my crime novel online to generate a fan base and it seemed like audio was a great solution for how to do that. I didn’t think I would get as much traction with text-only, so when I found out about Scott Sigler and the other podcast authors I knew doing a podcast was for me. I created my own website, learned from Scott about how to make my MP3s, and started uploading my episodes to the Web. With a little help from the other podcasters playing my promos, my audience started to grow right in the first book. then we were both hooked and I knew I had to do a second book, which led to a third, and then a fourth.

6) You and Scott Sigler are podcasters extraordinaire, and I hear you have set up courses to help people learn how to do it, right? Can you tell us a little about that?
Sure, Scott and I run a class called author boot camp (http://authorbootcamp.com) where we teach other writers to use the tools that we’ve found successful in building an online author audience. We talk about social networking, new media and particularly how to create a serialized free audio book podcast. Basically we’re dying to show other authors the strategy that has made our writing careers. We taught the class twice in San Francisco, will be presenting it at a writers digest conference in New York in September and will be teaching it at Stanford in November. Our goal is to create a full online version of the class this winter.

7) How does it feel to walk into a book store and see your book on the shelf? Do you ever sign them when you find them?

That feels awesome! There’s kind of nothing like it, that walking in and seeing it on the shelf, particularly in a store when I didn’t know it was going to be there. The other day I was in a store with my wife and bang there it was faced out on the new mystery shelf. Now I have a hard time not going into stores to look for it. I always sign them! Actually, signing the books has been my favorite part of having it out in print. It’s the truth: when someone buys a book and I can make it out directly to them, that’s the best feeling.

8 ) Do you have any favorite authors? I know that’s a hard question because there are so many great ones out there, but who really inspires you?
Over my years as a writer, it’s these inspirations that have kept me going many times. People like Raymond Carver, Denis Johnson, Junot Diaz, Richard Ford, Ernest Hemmingway, Flannery O’Connor, and a lot of others brought me up along the way. Now I’m influenced by crime writers like Jim Thompson, Michael Connelly, Richard Price, Megan Abbott and so many others. Have a look at my CrimeWAV site for a lot of the contemporary authors whose work I love.

9) What has been your favorite aspect of being a published writer to date? Is there a downside?
Wow! THat’s a tough one. For the most part, this has been a goal I’ve worked toward for a very long time, so reaching it feels nothing but good. But I’d say that really getting to see what the world of mainstream publishing is like right now has been just a little bit rough. We’ve all heard that the newspaper and book publishing businesses are in a bit of a rough patch right now, most industries are at this point, but seeing it up close and getting to find some of the hard realities–things I’d like to change and find difficult to effect–these have taken my emotions on a ride. On the other hand, the upside of this has been that I’ve learned a great deal and can benefit others with the advice I’ve gathered. I also see a lot of options and opportunities for all of us to do some new things and do things differently that I think will really make a difference. So I’m excited about that.

10) What is a typical day for Seth Harwood?
When I’m working on a new novel, I get up and write right away for a few hours. That’s the best. Getting into that zone, that mode, that’s the best of the work for me. I’ll write for a few hours, then get to some emails and usually deal with my teaching in the afternoon or at night. I usually teach night classes at City College SF or online for Stanford now. Those drafting times are the best sections of this life. Lately, I’ve been getting up and just focusing on the web outreach for my book online for big chunks of the day. That’s a bit less fun, but largely still fulfilling. Still, I’m ready to get back to the writing work.

11) Do you have any hobbies? How does Seth Harwood relax after a long day?
Man, I get in the Hot Tub! And I podcast from there now, too. Check out my Hot Tub Cast™ on my site.
Nah, actually I hang out with my wife and my dog. I love reading, watching movies, playing basketball, cooking, long walks on the beach. You know…

12) So what’s next for Seth Harwood? What can we expect to see from you in the coming years?
You can expect me to blast out some serious heavy awesomeness this year on Palms Sunday 2010, which is March 28th. In fact, I’m making it a goal to knock out something big every Palms Sunday from now on, preferably in the form of a new print novel. On the podcast end, I’m doing my Celebrity Hot Tub Cast™ pretty much weekly now and I’m gearing up for a new novel podcast — Hub Heartbreak– and a new season of CrimeWAV for the fall.

13) OK, last question: give us one line from your book. Don’t put it in context, just give us the line.

Jack Palms! Let us share with you some blow!

Ha! The Czechs! Man, I love those guys!

And there you have it, folks. Seth Harwood. Seriously, if you like action-packed crime novels, then this is a must read. Go out and get it right now. Or, if you prefer, here’s the link to the Jack Wakes Up Amazon page. There, click it. Buy it. Read it. You’ll love it.

Now it’s time for me to mention my contest again. There’s still plenty of time to enter. I am giving away some cool stuff that’s gonna be worth major dough after I’m dead, so you’ll want to leave it to your kids to help with your grandkids’ educations.

OK, that might be a bit much, but it’s still some cool stuff. All ya gotta do is Name My Website. Details are here.

And as long as I’m plugging my contest, I might as well mention the CREATURE FEATURE anthology from Ghostwriter Publications. Yeah, I’ve got a story in there, so check it out. :)

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You can read more about it in yesterday’s post, but you know I’ll be posting about it again soon, too. Heh heh.

And make sure you come back for more interviews, giveaways, news, and more. There’s lots more coming up, so stay tuned!

WOOHOO! CREATURE FEATURE is now out and ready to bite you!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 6, 2009 by mcafeeland

YES! I’m excited. I’ve never had anything for sale on Amazon before. :) Click the image below to be taken to the Amazon UK page where you can get your very own copy of CREATURE FEATURE, which includes short horror stories by Guy N. Smith, William Meikle, Simon Kurt Unsworth, and more, including Yours Truly!
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You can also get it by going to the Ghostwriter Publications Website and ordering it directly.

My story is called THE LAKE, and it’s about a small group of college guys who decide to spend their summer on the shores of an isolated lake in Northern Maine. But they aren’t alone…I’m gonna leave it at that. ;)

Anyhoo, click the link, buy the book, and enjoy! There’s sure to be something in there for any horror fan. Digital and audio versions will be available Saturday, if that’s your preference, so there’s no excuse.

Coming up next, my fantastic interview with debut author Seth Harwood. Seriously, it’s a great interview. You don’t wanna miss it.

And lastly, there’s still time to enter my Name My Website contest, where you could win an autographed copy of CREATURE FEATURE, as well as some other really cool stuff. Check out the rules, etc. here.

As always, stay tuned!